No you will not get laid if you co-invented the USB drive

SKAR members have recently been bombarded by this Intel ad which features Ajay Bhatt, the supposed co-inventor of the USB drive. Their rock stars are apparently not like ours.

A couple of problems with this ad.

Problem 1: The Ajay Bhatt in the ad is actually not the co-inventor of the USB drive. The person in the ad is an actor.

Featured below is the real Ajay Bhatt. Come on Intel? Was this "rockstar" not cool enough to play himself? 

Was it this impossibly smooth "talk to the hand" move that he could not get right and so you decided to go with his hipper Indian doppelganger?

Problem 2: This is the other alternative. Dalip Singh Rana a.k.a "The great Khali." Now this guy is a rockstar...

... but was it really necessary for him to assault the Undertaker on Debut?


Dilip Singh - The Great Khali on Debut

If I had to chose, I think I'd rather be The Great Khali vs. giving the world a nice way to carry their PowerPoint files in their pocket.

Hobson's choice.